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Danger in the Nighttime

thehurricanesforce:

Izumi’s shoulders stiffened as a piercing noise sounded through the bar, several conversations (including her own) slowing to a halt. “You’ll have to excuse me for a moment,” she said with her most convincing smile, turning away from the man who was about to part with his wedding ring for a single kiss. He’d probably regained his senses after such an interruption.

"And how may I help you?” she tossed over her shoulder, getting Amber’s usual drink and placing it before her with a bit more force than necessary.

"Honestly, why do you always have to come and ruin my fun?" Izumi said with a pout. "I was just about to take that guy’s whole wallet and more." She leaned her elbows on the bar, leaning down so their faces were level. "I’m telling you, you’re missing out. They’re so gullible, and just so much fun to take advantage of. One of these days I’m getting you to try it."


"Ooh, feisty. I’ve caught you in a mood. All the better for me,” She purred, a soft growl the barring of her teeth in a coy manner— an added wink for good measure.

She downed her drink like normal, placing the cup back down. “I don’t mean anything by it, you know that… it’s just always a huge coincidence I hope never changes!” She spoke with a more happier tone. Her smile faded as she spoke about fooling men. Bo-ring! Much more fun to take their life than charm them.

"Uuuuuugh. Izuuuuuuuumiiiiiiiiii!" She whined. "You know I don’t wanna. It’s more fun to use them as a chewing toy! That is something you should try.”

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

oh really

that-mage-of-heart:

niladmirai:

fenghuanghelong:

mazehouse:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

beepish:

kikutalia:

I’M CRYING
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#itadakimassachusetts

Konichiwashington

hawaii desu

Oyasuminnesota 

Arigatoronto

Sumimacincinnati

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

thehurricanesforce:

i’m just watch these two like

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SO I SENT THIS TO EMMA

MY GIRLFRIEND THING

AND SHE JUST SENDS THIS BACK

IM FUCKIGN